twat-race

TWAT RACE

We suppose we couldn't get toward the end of the year without Paris Hilton doing something as usually twattish in the style that we...
Mel-Gibson-is-crazy

MEL GIBSON IS CRAZY

Following this year it's a confirmed, set in stone fact. Yes it's tragic, but on the other hand it is also impressive. Van Gogh, over...
usher gets kicked in the head

USHER GETS KICKED IN THE HEAD

Yes finally, someone's done what a lot of us have wanted to do to the arrogant RnB singer for a long time! At a...
and-the-best-arse-in-the-world-goes-to-

AND THE BEST ARSE IN THE WORLD GOES TO…

Kim Kardashian. Yes that's right, the highest earning reality star ever has won the title of ‘Best bum in the world'. Apparently a panel...
xtina too dirrty

XTINA TOO DIRTY

With X-Factor racking up an impressive 5000 angry complaints this year, Whoreymcwhoreson, Christina Aguilera topped off this wonderful tally with her x-rated burlesque performance,...
Scarlett's young free and single (gossip)

SCARLETT'S YOUNG, FREE AND SINGLE

Good news boys! Scarlett Johansson's back on the market after her two year marriage to Ryan Reynolds has ended. Ok that's a bit insensitive,...
He's-Fired-(Gossip)

HE'S FIRED

...All over Alan Sugar's book that is. A man was caught having a bash on his manstick in Crawley public library in the business...

GAGA OF THE WEEK – 18TH DECEMBER

LOOK, we don't want to brag but BBM is terribly influential these days. We're sure that Lady Gaga took one look at our cover...
No Wedding Invite

No Wedding Invite? So Not Sexy

Former BFFs Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are clearly not so close anymore after Hilton was not invited to her former friend's wedding. ...
High School Sweethearts

High School Sweethearts No More

Hollywood sweethearts Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have called it quits on their three year romance. Representatives for the pair stated that there was...