XTINA TOO DIRTY

With X-Factor racking up an impressive 5000 angry complaints this year, Whoreymcwhoreson, Christina Aguilera topped off this wonderful tally with her x-rated burlesque performance, singing a track from her new and first feature film ‘Burlesque’. Apparently viewers complained that it was far too raunchy for primetime Saturday night TV, however Bitchtina bit back saying, “I don’t think there is such a thing as too raunchy when it comes to the art form of burlesque. It’s very empowering to women to feel confident in their own skin and in their bodies and this represents that. Everyone in the spotlight is judged and there are many opinions out there, but I stick true to what I believe in.” What we find, however, is why no one seemed to be complaining about the fact that there was a pregnant woman, writhing around on stage in a tassled leotard. Oh Christina, please don’t think we haven’t noticed that baby bump of yours, seeing as you’ve got yourself knocked up by the bloke you were having an affair with. No surprise really, seeing as she’s so dirty.