FIFA president Sepp Blatter (AKA The Emperor from Star Wars) has once again sparked outrage with his Gallic charm by saying gay people shouldn’t have sex at the 2022 World Cup in Qatar. Asked about concerns over the treatment of gay fans in a country where homosexuality is illegal, Blatter laughed off the question, saying: “I would say they should refrain from any sexual activities.” He then added: “Now feel the power of the dark side!” before discharging a bolt of blue electricity from his hands at reporters.
