HE'S FIRED

…All over Alan Sugar’s book that is. A man was caught having a bash on his manstick in Crawley public library in the business section, and seeing as Alan Sugar’s Autobiography is clearly the ‘Jugs’ of business books, he spaffed all over the sexy sugar daddy’s words of wisdom. We know what you’re thinking…we’ve run out of stories so we’ve started conjuring up the most unthinkable filth we can, however you’re wrong, it did happen, it is weird, and this man really is a sexclown of mammoth proportions!