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Capello’s Wait Loss Plan For Scholes

SAY what you like about Paul Scholes, the word ‘gingernut' is always first in our mind, but he's a freaking good footballer.OK, he doesn't...
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The Palace Of Lucky Bastards

CRYSTAL Palace officially became the jammiest bastards in the football league after coming within an hour of going bust - only to be saved...
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Capello’s Shallow Pool

ALL the attention may be on the weekend's opening World Cup fixtures but this week's announcement of the final 23-man England squad has sent...
GOD

The Ego Has Landed

HE'S managed clubs all over Europe but there's one thing you can guarantee about a team coached by Jose Mourinho - it will always...
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Arsenal Give Ramsey A Leg Up

DESPITE having one of his legs removed on the pitch by the midfield surgeons of Stoke City, Arsenal's blind faith in kids has shone...
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Boxing Sheilaroos

AUSTRALIA came within a whisker of having their World Cup confidence shattered on the eve of the big one after a lucky win over...
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Holloway’s Hollow Talk

THEY'VE only been in the Premier League for five minutes but Blackpool have already been given tempting odds of 16-1 to claim the lowest points...
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Jose’s Royal Appointment

JOSE Mourinho and Real Madrid. Jesus titty-fucking Christ.It still wasn't official at the time of going to press, but the chances of treble-winning Jose...
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‘The Power’ Taylor continues

DARTS: For a sport played and watched by fat alcoholics, there's still something oddly hypnotic about top-class darts.Yet although the game itself has barely...
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Evil Empire will go Fourth

IS Tottenham winning a Champions League place one of the greatest footballing achievements of the last few years? Or is it just a sad...