Capello’s Wait Loss Plan For Scholes
SAY what you like about Paul Scholes, the word ‘gingernut' is always first in our mind, but he's a freaking good footballer.OK, he doesn't...
The Palace Of Lucky Bastards
CRYSTAL Palace officially became the jammiest bastards in the football league after coming within an hour of going bust - only to be saved...
Capello’s Shallow Pool
ALL the attention may be on the weekend's opening World Cup fixtures but this week's announcement of the final 23-man England squad has sent...
The Ego Has Landed
HE'S managed clubs all over Europe but there's one thing you can guarantee about a team coached by Jose Mourinho - it will always...
Arsenal Give Ramsey A Leg Up
DESPITE having one of his legs removed on the pitch by the midfield surgeons of Stoke City, Arsenal's blind faith in kids has shone...
Boxing Sheilaroos
AUSTRALIA came within a whisker of having their World Cup confidence shattered on the eve of the big one after a lucky win over...
Holloway’s Hollow Talk
THEY'VE only been in the Premier League for five minutes but Blackpool have already been given tempting odds of 16-1 to claim the lowest points...
Jose’s Royal Appointment
JOSE Mourinho and Real Madrid. Jesus titty-fucking Christ.It still wasn't official at the time of going to press, but the chances of treble-winning Jose...
‘The Power’ Taylor continues
DARTS: For a sport played and watched by fat alcoholics, there's still something oddly hypnotic about top-class darts.Yet although the game itself has barely...
Evil Empire will go Fourth
IS Tottenham winning a Champions League place one of the greatest footballing achievements of the last few years? Or is it just a sad...