ITV leaves fans Hyund-dry
IF you thought getting up at 4am to watch England was bad, it could have been worse...
It's not easy being Green
IT goes from bad to worse for Rob Green. After pissing all over England’s chances of victory...
Young Gun Rafa Roars On
TENNIS: Nadal's single-handed attempt to restore the name ‘Rafa' to credibililty following Benitez's botch job continues to roll along as the Spaniard crushed Sweden's...
GAME OF THE WEEK
Game of the week: Ivory Coast v Portugal.When: 11.30pm, June 15th.Why: It's the first big game in the Group of Death and a possible...
KNOW YOUR ENEMY
ALGERIA. They're supposed to be crap right? Well, frankly, you're not too far off the mark but don't expect us to hammer them. Their...
A BirdBrained Idea
WORLD Cup gamblers in South Africa who are presumably high on peyote have developed a fun new way to beat the bookies - smoking...
Diego-Ing All The Way
LIKE all good Englishmen, we love watching the Argies suffer.But even we feel slightly sorry for them and their frankly delusional beliefs that Diego...
Having A Roon Too Many
AS is always the way when there's a World cup on the horizon, businesses back in Britain decide to show their patriotism by cooking...
There’s Still Some Roon For Improvement
SHAGGING elderly prostitutes, hiring gangsters to look after his business dealings and having a face like Shrek gone wrong.There are many things you can...
Filling In The Name Of
IF there's one thing this World Cup needs it's more exposure.Whether people are on the toilet, having sex or being held at gunpoint by...