what we pretty much all thought
TOFU snorting douche Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed what we pretty much all thought of her anyway to be true; that she is not a...
BROOKS BOUNCING OUT OF A SCREEN NEAR YOU
WITH all the recent cinematic developments in 3D film, we have to say we're a massive fan of the newest film to be hitting...
Pet shop's fishy dealings
Thank the lord that police are finally clamping down on criminals. Oh no, wait. They're not. A 66-year old pet shop owner from Manchester...
From stewing to suing
THE Irish just couldn't let it lie, could they, and now one company is suing the French government. Weeks, nay, months after Thierry le...
Screwing wth your head
Lady Gaga really is Gaga.In a recent interview the leader of the alien fashion force that is sweeping through the charts she revealed that...
It's a Britt In Poor Taste
AHH those mischievous tabloid gossip columnists have been up to their impish tricks again. And who's been the source of their playful teasing this...
Britney Gets Keshed Off
Looks like bedraggled pop tramp Ke$ha's days are officially numbered after she decided it was a wise career move to slam Britney Spears in...
Kat's Nice Purr
IN BBM's big book of maths: Hollywood Award Ceremonies + Acceptance Speeches = boring as piss. Throw Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin into the...
The Queen invented the telephone
ARE kids getting thicker or are the questions in tests just getting harder? Well, considering one in 10 children believe Buzz Lightyear from Toy...
Swiss brothel catches fire
LOOKING for some hot stuff baby this evening! I need some hot stuff baby tonight!Such were the words spoken by Prince Albert when he...