AHH those mischievous tabloid gossip columnists have been up to their impish tricks again.
And who’s been the source of their playful teasing this week? Well none other than the recently widowed husband of Brittany Murphy, who’s had to come out this week to deny tabloid rumours that he’s shagging his dead wife’s severely disabled mum. What nice people those gossip columnists are eh?
A tearful Simon Monjack insists the naughty claims are based solely on the fact that he’s living with Britt’s mum Sharon.
“We don’t have sex, number one,” he said.
“Number two, she is a woman that has toxic neuropathy, which means she can barely walk. I live downstairs, she lives upstairs.”
BBM thinks he doth protest too much. Get in Simon, you dog you.
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