Sonia As Ugly As Ever
Generally, when you think of Sonia from Eastenders, sorry we mean Natalie Cassidy (she's just never going to shake that character...
Smells Like Willis
EVERY time a celeb releases a fragrance, the whole world rolls its eyes and sighs in wonderment about how deluded these people must...
Plotline and Sinker
YOU have got to be kidding us? We’d heard the rumours about this, but we didn’t think they’d go through with it. ...
Parrot Is Calling The Cab's Now
You'd never thought that getting a parrot would lead to increased business for a cab firm, or a superstore, or anywhere that requires humans...
Vic Government Lacks the Bottle
POTENTIAL Kramers' in Victoria have been dealt a blow after the state government resisted appeals for a national drink bottle recycling scheme. In the...
Barred Mitzvah
‘WE'RE going to blow up the Twin Towers in the name of Jesus Christ', Osama bin Laden didn't say when informing the minions of...
Where Women Glow and Men Plunder (Ideas)
SHORT of inane chants of ‘Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi', no tune is more likely to get an Australian puffing out his or...
Fat Cop, Bad Cop
IT'S a rite of passage for any rookie cop to go from a fit-as-a-fiddle do-gooder, to slovenly fat bastard incapable of outwitting or outrunning...
Lohan's Punch Drunk
Oh poor old Firecrotch, she just can't catch a break. Whilst out celebrating her 24th...
Cheryl Weedy
It would seem that our Cheryl has finally run herself into the ground after working nonstop...