YOU have got to be kidding us? We’d heard the rumours about this, but we didn’t think they’d go through with it.

Infuriatingly, it looks like Titanic 2 is actually going to be made. A source commented on the erm, riveting storyline that shall surely have us galloping down to the nearest Odeon: “On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened ‘Titanic 2’, follows the path of its namesake. But a tsunami hurls an iceberg into the new ship’s path.”

Sounds like a definite sinker to us. Expect Lindsay Lohan to star.