lindsay lohan

Oh poor old Firecrotch, she just can’t catch a break.

Whilst out celebrating her 24th birthday at LA club Voyeur, Lindsay Lohan was alledgedly punched in the face for chatting to Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt by a waitress who had apparently had a fling with him.

The nutty redhead tweeted: “A waitress just hit me – punched me for no reason.” However we’re quite fond of the apparent assaulter’s retort to this.

“All I have to say is that disturbed little train wreck is delusional! I did not hit her… but I’d like to.”

Lindsay, we don’t know what it is, but you appear to just rub people up the wrong way, perhaps you should just hibernate until the witch hunt turns its attentions to someone else.