XTINA TOO DIRTY
With X-Factor racking up an impressive 5000 angry complaints this year, Whoreymcwhoreson, Christina Aguilera topped off this wonderful tally with her x-rated burlesque performance,...
WHAT'S THE TIME MR WARREN
Remember that childhood game, what's the time mr wolf?. Time is something that we all need to know. Whether it's looking at your watch...
SCARLETT'S YOUNG, FREE AND SINGLE
Good news boys! Scarlett Johansson's back on the market after her two year marriage to Ryan Reynolds has ended. Ok that's a bit insensitive,...
HE'S FIRED
...All over Alan Sugar's book that is. A man was caught having a bash on his manstick in Crawley public library in the business...
I present you a Name!
Hello Mr Willy Wonka, Miss Jelly Tot how are you? I'm not kidding either, you may read this and think that it's some big...
GAGA OF THE WEEK – 18TH DECEMBER
LOOK, we don't want to brag but BBM is terribly influential these days. We're sure that Lady Gaga took one look at our cover...
No Wedding Invite? So Not Sexy
Former BFFs Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are clearly not so close anymore after Hilton was not invited to her former friend's wedding. ...
High School Sweethearts No More
Hollywood sweethearts Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have called it quits on their three year romance. Representatives for the pair stated that there was...
Thanks For Your Help…Have Some Botox
Simon Cowell has reported thanked his team of judges by spending £3000 on Botox vouchers as a ‘Thank You' gift to his co-stars. Louis...
The Sun at its finest.
THE very definition of quality journalism, The Sun, have reported that amateur astronomers have predicted a large-scale solar storm will imminently hit Earth. The...