First class monkey business

SOME FIRST CLASS MONKEY BUSINESS

Whilst we all travel economy, Silvestre an 11-month-old Orang-utan gets to travel first class. When he was rejected by his mother at a zoo...

Young Love

YOUNG love eh? You can’t beat it… which is what the parents of two 14-year-olds found out the hard way this week after the...

Porn of Frustration

THEY can raise tuition fees, sell off the NHS, bring back the Poll Tax – whatever – but for the love of God please...

Giddy Goat

A YORKSHIRE goat singing Hark the Herald Angels Sing has won an online talent competition. No really.After discovering that goats produce more milk when...
tis the season to recycle

TIS THE SEASON TO RECYCLE

We spend the whole year doing our bit for the environment and Christmas is normally the time we let that slip slightly. Not this...
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SAVE THE RED PHONE BOX!

What would Britain's streets be like without the iconic red phone boxes, where would super hero's get changed and where would you dart into...

Too sweet on sugar

When it comes to self-abuse and the pleasures of the palm, we’ve all got a preferred choice of reading material tucked under the bed.The...
£250-for-ket-anyone-(Uk-News)

£250 FOR A HIT OF KET ANYONE?

Researchers are being slammed after they paid 15 students £250 each at Cambridge university to inject them with ketamine. One student commented on her...
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WOOOAAAH YOUR BUS IS ON FIRE!

Oh come on, it's the easiest pun we could've thought of, and BBM is tired this time of year, what with all the drinking/...
mental-combat

MENTAL COMBAT

Mentalist Chinese police officer, Mir Zhang recently showed off his deadly skills at a display where he had bricks smashed over his skull with...