A YORKSHIRE goat singing Hark the Herald Angels Sing has won an online talent competition. No really.
After discovering that goats produce more milk when listening to Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas Is You (seriously, we’re not making this up), goat dairy company St Helens Farm ran a goats-only online singing competition.
“It’s been great fun and we must of course congratulate Greta on becoming the St Helens Farm Christmas number one,” said Farm owner Angus Wielkopolski. “She might get an extra helping of Christmas pudding this year.”
Sounds like a euphemism for bestiality if you ask us. But to be fair, if you’re going to shag a farmyard animal, you may as well do the goat equivalent of Beyonce.