Lord Voldepaws
HE killed Harry Potter’s parents, released the giant basilisk and loves persecuting muggles but now it seems the evil Lord Voldemort is happy enough...
Les be friends
IF there’s one thing BBM hates more than gays, it’s homophobes. It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Gary Bushell. Sort it! So imagine...
Gran of attack
A GROUP of armed robbers pulled of a near-perfect crime in Northampton this week but failed to factor in one crucial aspect… a bat-shit...
Gran of attack
A GROUP of armed robbers pulled of a near-perfect crime in Northampton this week but failed to factor in one crucial aspect… a bat-shit...
Laying dumb
A BLOKE back in the UK has been banned from having sex… because he’s not smart enough. Let’s hope they don’t apply the same...
A body of water
THOSE forward thinkers at Redditch Borough Council have come up with a novel new way of keeping the local swimming pool heated by using...
A body of water
THOSE forward thinkers at Redditch Borough Council have come up with a novel new way of keeping the local swimming pool heated by using...
Ghost Rider
A new ride at Thorpe Park called Storm Surge is going to be moved due to ghostly sightings - and we don’t mean the...
He was a skater dog…
 We all know skaters are rebels but this Brighton pup is set to get an Asbo unless he stops skateboarding.  Ok...
Flea from the puff
PUFF Daddy has fleas. And Simon Le Bon. That’s the investigative conclusion BBM has come to following the news that crap British breakfast show...