PUFF Daddy has fleas. And Simon Le Bon.

That’s the investigative conclusion BBM has come to following the news that crap British breakfast show Daybreak has fleas on its sofas.

Two purple settees in the green room – which have been sat on by P Diddy and Simon Le Bon recently – have been infested with the pesky mites.

The ITV1 show has been keen on animal features since it took over from GMTV last September and its believed the fleas may have come from the giant pug dog who hosts the show, Adrian Chiles.