A BLOKE back in the UK has been banned from having sex… because he’s not smart enough. Let’s hope they don’t apply the same law to women or BBM will never get laid.

The 41-year-old, known only as Alan, has an IQ of 48 and is in a relationship with another fella. But his local council said his ‘sex drive’ was inappropriate and that the relationship should be cut short because he didn’t know what he was doing.

Alan was described in the court as a ‘sociable’ and ‘able’ man but who was ‘seriously challenged in all aspects of his mental functionality’.

The judge ruled: “I therefore make a declaration that at the present time Alan does not have the capacity to consent to and engage in sexual relations. In such circumstances it is agreed that the present regime for Alan’s supervision and for the prevention of future sexual activity is in his best interests.”

The ruling could be a breakthrough for humanitarians who have “moral objections” to the idea of mentally inept people like Katie Price and Paris Hilton having sex.