College Roomdates
WHEN BBM went to college we were stuck in a dorm with a fat nerd who jerked off in his sleep while singing Macho...
Hot foot it out of here
WHEN Gerard Duggan collapsed unconscious in a drunken heap on a settee at a house in Galway after a big night out, his mischievous...
Filthy seaman eruption
AN old sailor with a mouth like a, well, sailor has been banned from owning a television or radio because he fills the air...
Ice ice baby
STORIES about dead babies don't usually make it into BBM's ‘funny news' pages, but after being frozen for three days tiny newborn Ella Anderson...
Woman Kermits adultery
USUALLY stories about assorted animals working together to help a beautiful young girl find love are made by Disney and feature a memorable song...
A Nazi piece of work
THE spirit of Nazi warmonger Hitler has been foiled again, this time at a primary school in Croydon. After rising to power to become...
God Gets You A Job
WE know getting a job can be tough but putting down God as a reference isn't going to help, as one seeker found out....
Cancer Risk from Smoking “Going Down”
IN yet another blow to sex workers around the world it has now been revealed that oral sex is bad for you. Boo....