College Roomdates

WHEN BBM went to college we were stuck in a dorm with a fat nerd who jerked off in his sleep while singing Macho...

Hot foot it out of here

WHEN Gerard Duggan collapsed unconscious in a drunken heap on a settee at a house in Galway after a big night out, his mischievous...

Filthy seaman eruption

AN old sailor with a mouth like a, well, sailor has been banned from owning a television or radio because he fills the air...

Ice ice baby

STORIES about dead babies don't usually make it into BBM's ‘funny news' pages, but after being frozen for three days tiny newborn Ella Anderson...

Woman Kermits adultery

USUALLY stories about assorted animals working together to help a beautiful young girl find love are made by Disney and feature a memorable song...

Sick idea

SICK of the royal wedding already? BBM certainly is. So hats off to graphic artist Lydia Leith who has produced a souvenir sick bag...

A Nazi piece of work

THE spirit of Nazi warmonger Hitler has been foiled again, this time at a primary school in Croydon. After rising to power to become...
GOD

God Gets You A Job

WE know getting a job can be tough but putting down God as a reference isn't going to help, as one seeker found out....

Cancer Risk from Smoking “Going Down”

IN yet another blow to sex workers around the world it has now been revealed that oral sex is bad for you. Boo....