THE spirit of Nazi warmonger Hitler has been foiled again, this time at a primary school in Croydon.

After rising to power to become headteacher at Oval Primary, Craig ‘Die Fuhrer’ Tunstall suspended seven pupils in just two days for crimes such as not wearing a coat and not lining up quickly enough. Another lad was sent home for refusing to eat school dinner.

Unsurprisingly, the parents were a tad concerned while teachers claimed they were living in a climate of fear. Tunstall has now been sacked.
Parent Sarah Ellacott said her daughter Rachael, seven, told her pupils were asked to walk with their hands behind their backs as if they were “in prison”.

Tunstall is now weighing up his career options, with an invasion of Poland expected to be his next move.