A Shitfight

ON the week of BBM’s 600th issue celebrations, a story reached us from the UK about a woman who has been fined after a...

Stone the Crows

AS BBM is well aware, most good films are inspired by real life.   It would appear as if the 1969 film Kes, in...

After-School Special

BBM is really starting to learn that education is a lot more fun these days than it was when we were whipper snappers, having...

A New Class of Villain

TURNS out that super intelligent, organised criminals really do only exist in the world of Bond and Ocean’s Eleven. To be...

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you shoot!

IF there’s one thing BBM loves more than a peaceful protest, it’s a good old fashioned violent protest! And if there’s one thing we...

Naked Truth

OUR hat (and everything else) is off to the man in (where else?) America who police caught walking down the street, naked.   A...

Worth Weighting For

WHEN people are fat, it is society’s job to mock them until they feel so awful about themselves that they lose the weight. Right?...

Suspicious Package

AS BBM is quite aware, when you’re at school, any excuse to be taken out of class is a bonus, no matter the reason;...
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Not Quite Cab-aret

SO, how would you like to spend several days locked in a coal bunker? Erm... No thanks. That was the question two...

The paddy's are getting hammered

MORE pub violence has been going down on the Emerald Isle as two men ran into a pub armed with a hand gun and...