Coke, Head
We know it's wrong but god BBM wants to be able to last through a six hour drug and sex binge when we're in...
Cock-and-Bull
If there's one thing every child wants at their birthday party it's a cockfighting ring. We asked for one every year and yet still...
A Beary Weird Crime
More news from the file of "best excuses ever." Deputy Patricia Purcell was called to respond to an alarm activation after a Spotsylvania business...
Royal Wedding Comedy Denied
The Chaser's Royal Wedding coverage has been stopped short after the rights to use the footage were denied by the office of the Prince...
Sundae comes Afterward
Good news for the morbidly obese! An American chemist is on his way to inventing a chocolate sundae that's good for you.Ingolf Gruen from...
Slipping Digits
This week's Most Intelligent American Award goes to a Milwaukee Brewers fan known as Robin. In a desperate attempt to win the heart...
Wherefore Art Thou Surgery?
The latest rival for Jocelyn Wildenstein, that freak who looks like a lizard and all of the Jacksons comes in the form of a...
Sex Edu-tainment
When BBM was at school we weren't even allowed to beat off in the toilet let alone have a threesome with a teacher in...
Holy Homeless, Batman
Christian radio stations are generally quite used to witnessing sex acts. It's not every day though that such an act involves neither a minister...