Coke, HeadWe know it’s wrong but god BBM wants to be able to last through a six hour drug and sex binge when we’re in our 60s. And if our last efforts are anything to go by we only need to improve by around five and a half hours. Win!

A 61-year-old doctor and a 29-year-old physician’s assistant were arrested after they were found having sex and doing lines of coke in the Doc’s Mercedes which was, of course, parked in the parking lot of his practice.

They were first seen sitting in his car around 2pm but police weren’t called until they were still there six hours later.

“I just might give the man a job,” said Hugh Hefner as he paid his bail.