image of playing poolA WELSH amateur footballer spent five days in hospital last week after a team mate rammed a pool cue up his arse. No really.

Things got out of hand at Tenby AFC’s end of season party after a few too many pints in the pool room.

“We’d all had a few drinks when one of the lads did a moonie. A player picked up a pool cue… and it all went wrong from there,” said a wincing friend of the 37-year-old victim.

A 29-year-old was arrested but released without charge. Still it could have been worse. He could have gone for the pink instead of the brown.