Wherefore Art Thou Surgery?

The latest rival for Jocelyn Wildenstein, that freak who looks like a lizard and all of the Jacksons comes in the form of a Chinese author who’s decided to become the world’s most dedicated doppelganger.
The high-profile Chinese author Zhang Yiyi is about to spend $150, 000 on plastic surgery in order to look like William Shakespeare.
The racist surgeon said the surgery wouldn’t be too difficult and would mostly focus on his eyes.
Zhang is the author responsible for such works as “Romeo and Jurriet,” “Hamret” and “King Rear.”