If there’s one thing every child wants at their birthday party it’s a cockfighting ring. We asked for one every year and yet still the same old clown showed up. No wonder we’re so fucked up.
In what sounds like a scene from The Sopranos, Police in (where else) Texas busted up a kid’s party, trampling over waterslides and picnic tables to bust up an illegal cockfighting operation. Party guests (we assume adults) saw the cops and bolted, some driving off in their cars, which resulted in a few prangs and someone driving through a wooden fence.
The police discovered 48 fowl pinned in cages with blades tied to their beaks, tickets, scales and tags. The blades were just tied to the beaks. Oh and they found a half-dead horse. But that was just for kicks.
“Not Little Jerry,” sobbed Kramer.
