Sundae comes Afterward

Good news for the morbidly obese! An American chemist is on his way to inventing a chocolate sundae that’s good for you.
Ingolf Gruen from the University of Missouri says that there are already some “functional” ice creams available but none compare to his multi-functional treat.
Talking to DairyReporter.com Gruen claimed his ice cream will contain probiotics, fibre and anti-oxidants.
In other news, someone reads DairyReporter.com.
“What? There’s no pig fat in this Sundae?” said one angry super-sizer as he sucked the fat out of his wife’s veins.