He’s Not That Andy
IN the wake of everyone scratching their heads and what the hell Liverpool are playing at by spending £35m  on a violent Geordie giant, Andy...
Dude, Where's my Car?
WHILE most of us mere mortals lose things like mobile phones or house keys, the hide and seek search that regularly has Jermaine Pennant...
Pirates of the West Midlands – The Curse of the Claret and Blue Pearl
GYAR! Shiver me main brace and splice me timbers, hold on to your dubloons fair readers for tis time for Cap’n BBM to tell...
Kenny Kops more of the same
WHAT’S the difference between Kenny Dalglish (pictured) and Roy Hodgson? Fuck all apparently. “Sometimes it doesn't matter how good the player is,...
THE YOUNG AND THE FECKLESS
Forget those knobby "best of 2010" lists, we want to look forward not back. We want to know what's shaking in 2011 hip daddy,...
FOUR IN THE SACK
THE race is on to see who will get sacked first out of Gerard Houllier, Carlo Ancelotti, Roy Hodgson and Avram Grant.The smart money...
Blatt attack
FIFA president Sepp Blatter (AKA The Emperor from Star Wars) has once again sparked outrage with his Gallic charm by saying gay people...
Howay with the fairies
Howay with the fairies CHRIS Hughton (pictured). Good riddance to bad rubbish we say. For years Newcastle have been the comedy club of the...
An field of dreams
"A-HEE-HEE! Looks like we got ourselves a Wild West shoot-out boys! Now quit ya hollering, getcha guns and start shooting at anything wearing the...