DRUGGIE DWAIN IS BACK ON TRACK
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MORONIC MAULERS MAKE MARTIN MAD
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A-FARCE WANTS TO MAKE HAYE'S DAY
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GAV LOVES LAND OF FINE LAGERS
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A-ROID A MAJOR LEAGUE DRUGGIE
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ALL GOING BONG FOR PHELPS
ONE minute he was the greatest competitor in Olympic history, the next he was getting pissed and smoking pot in the dorm room of...
FERNANDOS GREATEST STROKES
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MATT REGRETS THE E FACTOR
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MELBOURNE READY FOR ANDY-MONIUM
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MORE MONEY FOR MINTED MURRAY
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