Olly Goes Lightly
LIKE a rabbit caught in the headlights. Like Wayne Rooney at the World Cup. And like Lt Gormon at the start of Aliens when...
That’s Not Torr-N It
DESPITE hobbling off like Old Man Steptoe in the World Cup final, Chelsea are still keen on splashing the cash on Fernando Torres. Spain...
Cole's Real Deal
TOTAL arsehole Ashley Cole (pictured) will be a Real Madrid player next season, if Spanish keeper Iker Casillas's comments are anything to go by....
Roo Rests Up
DELIGHTED by his performances at the World Cup, Scotland fan Alex Ferguson is planning to give Wayne Rooney a well-earned rest for the start...
Bob Just The Job
THE Fulham Wildcats franchise are reportedly lining up a bid for USA soccer head coach Bob Bradley following Roy Hodgson's departure. Sven Goran Eriksson,...
Bike Race Becomes Tour-ture
TOUR DE FRANCE: Since 1903, riders in the world's most famous cycle race have been injecting ‘go faster' liquid into their veins and littering...
Rafa's Slam Mission
TENNIS: It's been hailed as the greatest tennis rivalry of the modern era - Rafa Nadal versus Roger Federer. But after the Fed Express...
Stars Ready for Sydney Festival of Football
World Cup stars all set for Sydney Festival of FootballSocceroos star Brett Emerton and New Zealand All Whites captain Ryan Nelsen todayreaffirmed their commitment...
UFC POO-POOS THE VUVU
ULTIMATE FIGHTING: UFC president Dan White said the plastic trumpets would not be welcome at heavyweight showdown between Brock Lesnar and...
HOW(ARD)ZZAT! EX PM OUSTED
 CRICKET: As England ran to an unassailable 3-1 lead against Australia in the one day series back home,...