FOUR IN THE SACK
THE race is on to see who will get sacked first out of Gerard Houllier, Carlo Ancelotti, Roy Hodgson and Avram Grant.The smart money...
WEIGHT TO GO
WEIGHTLIFTING: The muscle-head world of weighlifting was rocked this week when an English champion was suspended for anabolic steroid abuse.Weightlifters taking steroids? We never...
FERRARI FURORE
FORMULA ONE: We all know Italians love the ladies - and nothing impresses a woman more than a big shiny car. Any man with...
HAYE NOW, HAYE NOW, THE DREAM IS OVER
BOXING: The centuries-long flirtation between David Haye and Wladimir Klitschko appears to be over, with Haye admitting he's all but given up on fighting...
ATT'S LIFE
RUGBY UNION: Gloucester second row Dave Attwood has been suspended for a whopping nine weeks. The reason? He stamped on someone's face. Fair enough...
BUTTER-ER WOULDN'T MELT
CRICKET: Salman Butt's agent is apparently some sort of psychic who has an X-Man style ability to see into the future.That seems to be...
McCoy Who?
Congratulations to Tony McCoy who has won this year’s BBC sports personality of the year award. All together now... WHO?!Apparently McCoy is some nice...
Blatt attack
FIFA president Sepp Blatter (AKA The Emperor from Star Wars) has once again sparked outrage with his Gallic charm by saying gay people...
