Doggy Style
IT’S time to stop being disturbed when your dog tries to sniff you in your special place. Turns out he’s making sure you...
Scissor Sisters
IF BBM ever has a kid (ha! Perish the thought), we’re going to raise it in Texas and call it Precious just to make...
Kiss and Hotel
BBM stayed at a hotel in Bangkok once and received a weird service, but we don’t think it’s suitable for print.  However, there...
Super-Brit!
BRITISH star of The Tudors, Henry Cavill, has been cast in the new reboot of Superman, as the man of steel himself. Â As...
Love Comes at a Price
KATIE Price never ceases to amaze us with her fuckwit decisions. However it’s all rather predictable, unfortunately.  Naturally, Jordan never signed a pre-nup...
Two and a Half Teeth:
WELL, that’s about what’s left for our mate Charlie Sheen.  The hard partying addict has apparently lost all his teeth due to excessive...
It ‘aint over ‘till the Fat Lady Sings
OF COURSE, we are well aware that all BBM readers are refined culture vultures who enjoy the finer things in life. Â You know,...
School of Hard Knocks
It looks like they know how to discipline their rowdy kids in Hungary (parents to little shits take note). Â A teacher, who was...
Cash for Clamydia
IN an ingenious idea to make a quick buck, young people aged 16 to 30 who are sexually active (pictured) will be paid $10...