OF COURSE, we are well aware that all BBM readers are refined culture vultures who enjoy the finer things in life.
You know, your indie films, the ballet, poetry nights and all that sort of lark. So we’ve unearthed the perfect opera for you that you’re sure to enjoy!
Yep that’s right, someone’s gone and turned the tragic life of former sexpot Anna Nicole Smith into an opera.
According to the Royal Opera House website, the opera is “a celebrity story of our times that includes extreme language, drug abuse and sexual content.”
BBM appreciates that the description could’ve described about fifty other celebrities.
Okay, but does the girl playing Anna Nicole have big tits? Is she even female?