KATIE Price never ceases to amaze us with her fuckwit decisions. However it’s all rather predictable, unfortunately.

Naturally, Jordan never signed a pre-nup agreement before marrying cage fighter / fame seeking dosser Alex Reid, and now he’s refusing to leave their Surrey mansion unless she buys him a luxury pad elsewhere.

Smooth one Al, we’re glad to see you’ve learned the art of negotiation.

Looks like she may have to cave in if she wants the loser out of her life. (Ed – hey! That’s a Celebrity Big Brother winning loser)

On the plus, for him, Alex could walk away with as much as £5.5 million in their divorce. We hate to say it love, but we told you it would never last.

Shame you drove little Petey insane and he left you too!