WELL, that’s about what’s left for our mate Charlie Sheen.


The hard partying addict has apparently lost all his teeth due to excessive drug use. That good old porn star he terrified in the hotel room started the rumours by saying,  “They’ve fallen out from partying. He kept saying ‘fucking porcelain teeth – they’re crap’. He said he had to get gold teeth. We all know it’s the drug use.”


Kids, pay heed, he may get paid millions to do an average-to-poor television show, sleep with models, and gets drunk every day, but Charlie Sheen is not your ideal role model.


Okay, well maybe just a little bit.


Can somebody please get Robert Downey Jr. on the phone to sort Charlie out? Rob simply acts drunk in films – it’s not ideal but at least he has a smoking hot wife!