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Drive thru for a quick getaway

WHEN the cops tried to stop BBM on the highway last week we did the right thing and pulled over, jerked off the cop...

Stuck on you

WHEN BBM forgets their keys we do the sensible thing and sleep on the floor of the bar.No such luck for 44-year-old Esther Kline...
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An oral a day keeps the doctor at bay

WHEN BBM is in our fifties we hope we’ve have matured enough to make sensible decisions that reflect our age.No wait! We’d rather have...
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Apple of the Eye

A couple are suing American restaurant chain Applebee’s after their toddler was served alcohol in a sippy cup.The sum? $25,000. These yanks don’t muck...
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Littlewoody Catalogue

BBM's much-publicised chagrin at porn being more readily available for today's teens compared to our day was given another venting this week thanks to...
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Branson Takes a Sub Way

HE’S The famous Virgin has built a fancy-shmancy submarine with "full ocean depth" capability, which means he could become the first person...
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A Brit of Good Weather

ACCORDING to the sun, Britain was officially "sizzling" last week after the old home country enjoyed its hottest day of the year so...

Topless of the Class

IMAGINE the scene. You're a young teenage schoolboy whose art teacher is a 32-year-old former Miss UK runner-up. Well proof this week that if...
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Silly Berger

THOSE pesky Russians have pissed all over Carlsberg's metaphoric chips with the lager giant set to dump its famous tagline "Probably the best lager...
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Weddy for Anything

A RETIRED lunatic major from the Air Force says UFOs will be among the spectators for the Royal Wedding. Major George Filer, who runs...