IMAGINE the scene. You’re a young teenage schoolboy whose art teacher is a 32-year-old former Miss UK runner-up.
Well proof this week that if enough young schoolboys close their eyes and wank hard enough, wishes really do come true after topless pictures of the teacher in question were stolen by a student at Merchant Taylors’ public school in Hertfordshire and passed around pupils for their wanking pleasure.
The pictures of Joanne Salley, who used to be Miss Northern Ireland, were taken by a fellow art teacher who rather foolishly left them on a memory stick on her desk in the camera lab.
“The pictures are wicked. She’s looking properly fit in them,” said one teenager, from behind his locked bedroom door.
