Euro 2012 Ireland

Euro 2012: Group C Matchday 1

The luck of the Irish has not been kind ever since a certain Thierry Henry was banned from their nation. But since then they...
Euro 2012 Matchday 1

Euro 2012: Group B Matchday 1

For all of you wondering about the photo, sadly Cristiano Ronaldo did not cry, but he changed his hair other both halves with one...
Euro 2012 Red Card

Euro 2012: Group A Matchday 1

Welcome Euro 2012. After a dance heavy opening ceremony full of colours and stuff, the football kicked off to give us two games we...

Coaching For Beginners

After a drawn-out saga that made the FA's appointment of Roy Hodgson seem like a knee-jerk reaction, Sydney FC have finally got their man. Actually,...

The Breast-fest Club

BBM Towers can't wait for Euro 2012 to kick off, we genuinely think it's a going to be a truly eye-popping spectacle and you...

Caught With Their Pants Down

England's team of also-rans have been told to leave their pants at home for Euro 2012. Apparently the underpaid squad of stars are being provided...

Banned On The Run

They say a year is a long time in politics, but it's also a long time in football. Just ask Joey 'third Kray twin'...

Man City Win the League, Man United Don’t :D

In the words of General Melchett: "Well bugger me with a fish fork!" Not a Blackadder fan? Ok, let's just get on with the football...

FA Cup Final 2012: Chelsea Less Shit Than Liverpool

It'll be a seriously deluded person who can't admit the first half of this year's FA Cup Final was little more than a turgid...

English Football Review 14th-16th April: FA Cup and Barclays Premier League

After all the talk of diving and goal line technology in separate weeks of the season, it all came together in this weekend's football....