Our readers love sending in their favourites jokes and we at BBM love a good laugh even though, some of the context of the jokes we receive are a bit on the dangerous side. But, we’re just as sick and twisted as you guys! Here are our pick from our readers’ jokes.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand touches the little hand.
Jayne, Perth
What does a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common?
They both get to smell it but can never eat it.
Peter, Cairns
Q: How do you circumcise a
redneck?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.
Wayne, Melbourne
I’m American, and I’m sick of people saying America is “the stupidest country in the world.”
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Emily, Northbridge
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It’s not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Claire, Surfers Paradise
Q: Why did Amy Winehouse snort
artificial sweetener?
A: She thought it was diet coke.
Ron, Newcastle
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and England striker Wayne Rooney?
A: Clinton can score.
Glen, Melbourne
I would tell a cripple joke, but I just can’t stand them.
Mike, Adelaide
My parents always used to sit and listen to Cliff Richard when I was younger. Instead of actually coming in my room and stopping him.
Daffyd, Perth
Why is that when Sir Cliff Richard sings about wanting to have an intimate relationship with a “Living Doll” everyone finds it charming and endearing, yet when I get caught trying to fuck a mannequin I get asked to leave Debenhams before the police are called?
As usual it’s one rule for the rich and famous…
Fred, Lewes
