Newc Kids on the Brighton Block
The Premier League will get a large influx of pie-chomping fatties with incomprehensible accents from the far north as well as Wizard of Oz-loving...
Bum Deal for Chairman
The cheeky chairman of a Tunisian top-flight club has been banned from football for life after cuddling up to a linesman and pinching his...
He Hit That Like a Rocket
North Korea’s troubled ballistic missile researchers may want a word with the coaches at Aberdeen.While Kim Jong-un’s minions struggle to fire a fireworks-night rocket...
Cruz Crack Curse Riddle
In a story that sounds suspiciously like the plot of a Scooby Doo episode, Mexican club Cruz Azul believe their stadium is cursed and...
Lions Have Roar Talent | Lions Tour 2017
The British and Irish Lions must look to Abba for inspiration if they want to beat the All Blacks this winter - and although...
Lions Squad 2017 Announced
Sam Warburton is announced as Lions captain
Warren Gatland has selected a 41-man squad
Dylan Hartley dropped from Lions squad
Who's from where:...
The Eagle Has Landed… A Punch
We know Americans are unpopular at the minute after voting in a mad gibbon as president, but Charlton Athletic may have taken things a...
Neil Taylor Gets Wrongly Trolled Over Seamus Coleman’s Broken Leg
When Ireland captain Seamus Coleman had his leg broken in a cynical tackle by Neil Taylor during last month's World Cup qualifier, it didn't...
Double Trouble for Ghanaian Star Mohammad Anas
When Ghanaian woman-juggler Mohammed Anas put his foot in it by thanking his wife AND his girlfriend in a post-match interview after winning a...
Ink A New Deal At Club – Philly Union FC Hire Club Tatoo Artist
Philadelphia Union FC have come up with one of the oddest job opportunities we’ve seen in professional football (Joe Kinnear’s entire career notwithstanding) after...