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Race leader drops down to turd place

Top cyclist Tom Dumoulin was caught with his pants down while leading the Giro d'Italia last month - after stopping off to have a shit by the side of the road. The poor bugger, who...

Tyrone in seven heaven

The word "ming" generally has negative connotations; whether it be used as an adjective to describe an ugly bugger or as a prefix for "the merciless" ruler of the planet Mongo in the Flash...

Keeping in fashion

As anyone who’s seen us scoping out the tweed section in Vinnies will tell you, we're not exactly a fashion-conscience bunch here at BBM Towers. But even we were bemused, confused and mildly enthused when...

Boxer’s wife wants family jewels in divorce

AS bloodthirsty as fight fans may be, it's never fun watching a boxer take a punch below the belt during a bitter battle. And as low blows go, they don't cut much deeper than the...

Stoking the Ashes fires

Donald Trump might be in hot water for blabbing state secrets to the Russians, but it's peanuts compared to Aussie cricket captain Steve Smith's high treason. With the Ashes just a few short months away,...

King of the ring

Forget flowers, chocolates and candles - nothing says "you're the special woman in my life" more than beating another man's face off. It certainly did the trick for rising UFC star Alexander Gustafsso, who battered rival...

High steaks for Europa Cup cow

When it comes to the subject of psychic cows, BBM knows more than most having worked on the desk next to horoscope harridan Crystal Balls at BBM Towers for the past eight years. Even...

The Lions sing tonight

We may be miserable failures at most sports when it comes to competing at an international level but one discipline where England, Ireland, Wales and, yes, even Scotland rule the world is chanting. Whether it's...

Invictus Games Sydney 2018 welcomes Prince Harry to Australia

Kensington Palace has confirmed that Invictus Games Foundation Patron, Prince Harry, will be in Sydney next month to officially launch the countdown to the 2018 Invictus Games. The ‘official launch’ of Invictus Games Sydney 2018...

Ratted Out By Rivals

Quicker than you can say 'bubonic plague', Danish fans went medieval on their derby rivals' asses recently by throwing dead rats at the players. The Superliga clash between Brondby and FC Copenhagen came within a...