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Feel The Fury Grow Inside You

Hey ladies, have you always dreamed of giving birth to a fascist, gay-hating bastard who enjoys beating people up? Then today is your lucky day as world champion boxer and all round cockwomble Tyson...

Newc Kids on the Brighton Block

The Premier League will get a large influx of pie-chomping fatties with incomprehensible accents from the far north as well as Wizard of Oz-loving pride marchers from the far south next season following the...

Bum Deal for Chairman

The cheeky chairman of a Tunisian top-flight club has been banned from football for life after cuddling up to a linesman and pinching his arse during a game. Ass-grabber Moncef Khemakhem of CS Sfaxien twice...

He Hit That Like a Rocket

North Korea’s troubled ballistic missile researchers may want a word with the coaches at Aberdeen.While Kim Jong-un’s minions struggle to fire a fireworks-night rocket from their own backyard over a neighbour’s hedge, some lad...

Quite a Racket at The Tennis

It’s pretty common to hear tennis players grunt and groan like PornHub wannabes during tough rallies – in fact it’s why most people turn up to Maria Sharapova’s matches – but for once it...

Cruz Crack Curse Riddle

In a story that sounds suspiciously like the plot of a Scooby Doo episode, Mexican club Cruz Azul believe their stadium is cursed and have called for an unusual form of help to solve...
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Lions Have Roar Talent | Lions Tour 2017

The British and Irish Lions must look to Abba for inspiration if they want to beat the All Blacks this winter - and although there is a Waterloo in New Zealand, that's not what...
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Lions Squad 2017 Announced

Sam Warburton is announced as Lions captain Warren Gatland has selected a 41-man squad Dylan Hartley dropped from Lions squad Who's from where: England 16, Wales 12, Ireland 11, Scotland 2 The news we've...
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The Eagle Has Landed… A Punch

We know Americans are unpopular at the minute after voting in a mad gibbon as president, but Charlton Athletic may have taken things a tad far - after punching an American eagle. Crystal Palace mascot...
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Neil Taylor Gets Wrongly Trolled Over Seamus Coleman’s Broken Leg

When Ireland captain Seamus Coleman had his leg broken in a cynical tackle by Neil Taylor during last month's World Cup qualifier, it didn't take long for mad Irishmen everywhere to vent their anger...