Don't forget to shut the gator

SOME excuses just never get old. Like the classic "I was just holding that cigarette for a friend," or "No I wasn't wanking, I...

Mrs.Hollands Opus

A story that would've left the "writers" of The O.C. drooling is this gem from Parkway North High School, Kentucky where a student recognised...

“WITH A KNICK KNACK, GIVE A DOG A BONE”

IN Pheonix this week a 47-year-old teacher, Mr Trego, and another male were arrested after being caught using the internet to organise sex with...

The Staple of a Good Education

Over to America, yet again. A teacher is in a bit of strife after she sent a child home with his progress report stapled...

Burger Me!

BRITAIN'S biggest burger has gone on sale on Norwich. At around 30cm in diameter and containing a staggering 40 slices of cheese, the Over...

Bourne to Judge

JUDGE Dredd may have the cool outfit, a healthy comic franchise and a flying motorbike, but when it comes to tackling crime head on,...

The Flash: Superhero

"BANG! And the dirt is gone!" claims Barry Scott as he hawks Cillit Bang in that slightly naff advert.And while Cillit Bang might be...

The Sweet Release of Death

FOLLOWING the death of her elderly mother, Mary Tetley used her £10,000 inheritance to help ease the grief the only way she knew how...

Forget Me Not

NEW research has found that people whose mothers suffered from Alzheimer's disease are more likely to get the disease than those whose father had...

Working Nine-to-Fight

NINE sixth-grade boys have been expelled from an American school after officials found out they were participating in an after-school "fight club" to see...