Wat's the Price
WATFORD are the latest club to be linked with a mega-bucks takeover. We're talking £440,000 here people. The club's parent company Watford Leisure Plc...
Taking an Old Firm Hand
THERE’S no way around it, Scottish football is crap. Only the most one-eyed, be-kilted, flame-haired, Tartan-scarved, shortbread munching Scotch football fan would dare...
Hou’s that idiot
DESPITE his side having fuck all else to play for, Gerard Houllier (pictured) says he has no regrets about fielding a weakened side against...
Kolo’s dope show
JOLEON Lescott's massive forehead was pulsating in excitement at the thought of more games for Man City following the news that Kolo Toure (pictured)...
Mind yourself Kenny
IN A confusing pre-emptive mind games move, Liverpool boss King Kenny (pictured) has told United boss Sir Alex McTaggart not to bother trying to...
He’s still a Dom ass
French shambles co-ordinator Raymond Domenech has finally said something interesting that doesn’t include zodiac signs following his country’s sitcom-style World Cup performance. “I'm not...