THE TRANSFER window’s “other” over-priced Premier League striker says the money spent on Fernando Torres and Andy Carroll has taken the pressure off him.

BBM almost choked on our own sarcasm when Darren Bent (pictured) moved from Sunderland to Aston Villa for £18million. “My transfer fee has obviously now been eclipsed by Torres and Carroll. A lot of people seem to have forgotten about my transfer now, so I’ve just got on with it,” whispered Bent.