IN A confusing pre-emptive mind games move, Liverpool boss King Kenny (pictured) has told United boss Sir Alex McTaggart not to bother trying to psyche him out because it doesn’t bother him. Which means he’s already thinking about. Which means it bothers him. “He has used psychology before in the pre-amble to matches. But he will only get sparring practice if he tries it on us,” said an in no way mentally vulnerable King Kenny… to himself while standing naked in front of a mirror with his penis tucked between his legs.