Funny Wayne Rooney Jokes are not hard to come by on the net but thanks to our readers we’ve been managed to pick out some of the best, from classics Shrek’s to prostitutes and his dad, we’ve got them covered.Â
Odds on Wayne Rooney’s next club have been shortened. It’s now 8/11 Stringfellows, 3/1 Spearmint Rhino.
What do Wayne Rooney and a tea tray have in common?
Both carry mugs!
Wayne Rooney’s dad was arrested after a betting scam on a Motherwell match.
Police apparently became suspicious after hearing somebody had shown an interest in Scottish Football.
Police were called to Wayne Rooney’s home last night after large as a large crowd was protesting outside.
Turns out it was just a gang of fairytale creatures looking for refuge after Lord Farquaad had kicked them out of their homes.
Rooney has released a statement to the media reading: “Who says I couldn’t score in a brothel now, eh?”
Wayne Rooney’s son Klay was apparently named after his father.
Thick and difficult to work with.
What do you get if you see Wayne Rooney up to his neck in sand?
More Sand!
