As the English Premier League kicks off for the 2014-15 season we thought we’d set you up with some fresh banter for the pubs and put together some funny Premier league Jokes. Bring out the Chelsea Jokes, Wayne Rooney we call on you, Everton, what ammo do you have for us this season? Newcastle….nough said!
Bring on the Best Premier League Jokes for 2014.
What do you call 100 Chelsea supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A good start!
What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and Everton?
Frequent Flyer Miles can earn points.
Funny Lampard Photo
What do Manchester United Supporters and a bottle of beer have in common?
They’re both empty from the neck up!
Why do Arsenal men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
What do you call a Tottenham fan with half a brain?
Why did the West Ham fan get sacked from the M & M factory?
He kept throwing out the W’s.
Why is the pitch at Highbury so green?
Because they keep putting lots shit on it.
Funny Football photo