9/11 JokesStatistically 9/11 Americans won’t get this. Alice, Surry Hills

My much loved dear brother, David, God bless him, was in the twin towers on 9/11, he left behind two little girls and a little boy.

Cruel, I know, but it was every man for himself. Jeff, Bondi

The BBC have revealed their schedule for 9/11, they will be showing a double bill of Fawlty Towers. Clive, Paddington

What do you call a man with a tower on his head?

A hero, for some reason. Paul, Kings Cross


The American police have said they will never forget 9/11.

Pretty hard too, I would think, considering it’s your phone number! Sara, Twickenham

Lego has announced that in 2011, they are to release the 9/11 10th anniversary model… Instructions are so simple even an American can build…

Empty contents onto floor… Ben, Mile End

A Brummie goes to Ground Zero in New York one year after 9/11. Whilst there, he sees a fireman paying his respects. The Brummie says to him, “There were a lot of people that were very proud of what you guys did.”

“Thanks, buddy,” the fireman replies.
“You lot were bloody brave,” the Brummie says.
“Thanks. Where are you from anyhow?” the fireman asks.
“Birmingham,” he replies.
“Birmingham? What state’s that in?” asks the fireman.

The Brummie looks around and replies, “About the same as this really…” Pete, Wimbledon

I heard that the terrorist attacks were purposely done on the 11th of September so that the date 9/11 resembles the emergency phone number of the USA.

Just proves once again that Brits are more intelligent than Americans.

I’d like to see someone try to attack Britain on the 9th of the 99th month. Philip, Greenwich

So America got 9/11.

And London got 7/7.

Rating’s don’t lie, America.

We’re much better than you. Tim, Notting Hill

*Please note all jokes are written to cause offense and if you can’t take them,you shouldn’t be looking them up you sick bastards!

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