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Weekly Horoscopes

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Weekly horoscopes 2024, you’re updated readings.

Aries

This week is important the solar eclipse that occurred on Monday is taking place in your sign, this will help you have breakthrough about self healing and dealing with challenges.

Taurus

Looks like the eclipse effects you to hidden in part of your chart, these events might cause you to question values you’v upheld your whole life.

Gemini

Finding routine again feels good doesn’t it, now unknowingly this is due to the eclipse revealing new goals and ideas, your waking up again in the mornings you have the time.

Cancer

You will be enjoying the process of learning this week you may have a major shift in your life.

Leo

exiting possibility’s may walk through the door this week, to much to list. Be positive!

Virgo

the solar eclipse on Monday will zap one of your cash cows, witch means you might be in for a reality check.

Libra

Sometimes I read the word Libra and think of organs and medical procedures.

Scorpio

Your feeling light that tense weight is finally being taken of your shoulders, its time to navigate life the way you want to.

Sagittarius

Your giving of the same is Libra but worse I don’t think i’m allowed to say what I really think.

Capricorn

You will find your self working on communication skills moving forward. You might be putting your ideas into writing or speaking related work, or you’re keeping track of a lot of detailed information at once. You could also be travelling, even if that’s just taking a short day trip somewhere.