We know we are bad people, but we just can’t help ourselves. We’ve always thought Cliff Richard was creepy, and dread every Christmas when his carols dominate the airwaves. We’ve now found evidence that concludes our doubts about Cliff, so here it is our collection of Cliff Richard creepy pictures.
His affiliations with animals is a little disturbing… this poor dolphin looks very alarmed about Cliff’s stance. We dread to think what’s going on under the water.
Poor old Ned he looks totally traumatised. What happened in the barn?
Lady face! Lady face! Who wears a mere sash to cover their nipples?
If you look like Deirdre from Corrie, then you’ve got a problem!
How do we count the many things that are wrong with this photo? Loin cloth, murdered stuffed tiger, Cliff naked, the leather sockmops… the list is endless.
David Dickinson permatan, also makes us think of Lauren Harries, perhaps they should meet up?
This makes us think of the tiger picture.
Showing how he gets his kicks, digitally.
The creepiness started many years ago. Has anyone ever found Cliff Richard sexy?
Remember kids, don’t speak to strangers, no matter what they’re offering.
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